Okay, I get it; it has been like FOREVER since my last blog post. Sorry, I was waiting on the rapture. Just kidding. The only things on my mind lately have had the potential to get political, and this is a family-friendly, entertainment blog, so I decided to stay away from those things. Anyway, there are suddenly a ton of things to write about - school started back, it's fantasy football season, and Big Brother is getting down to the nitty gritty - so maybe I will get back to regular postings. Also, I am hoping to figure out how to enable comments on my blog. Oh well, on to the funny:
So the members of the one-one-five (my classroom is #115 but saying it as the one-one-five is way cooler) are particularly concerned about their personal hygiene this week. Yesterday, the children were working in small groups, and I overhear the following conversation:
Student 1: Does anyone have any gum? You know how my breath be hot before lunch.
Students 2-6: laughter
Student 1: I don't know why you laughing. You was asking for gum, too.
Student 1 then goes on to ask: Do you ever smell your own breath, and it just catch you off guard?
Now before I can intervene and put them back on task, Student 1 proceeds to tell his group that in some other class, they switched back and forth from the class to the club, and it was "crunk up in there" today.
I am encouraged to know that regardless of their pass/fail status in Social Studies, at least the children have their priorities straight, and if they need to ask me a question, they will not do so with "hot" breath!
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